"PLEASE don't show a picture of Tony Romo slapping Jason Whitten on the ass. PLEASE DONT SHOW TONY ROMO SLAPPING JASON WHITTEN ON THE ASS!"

Uh-Gree! Guh they are soooooooo unattractive. Like, I did not have a thing for my grandmother. Stop trying to make me.

How long did you stay in Ethiopia?

Bull shit. He used the same defense in his divorce hearings. Still had to give her half...

I'm gonna Ventura guess, and say he was hoping the catcher would do that....

Kate McKinnon will easily go down as one of the greats of SNL.

When did we start indentifying the right wing new cycles never ending attacks on any democrat/person who cares about other people, as “problems”?

Julliane Hough could never be easier to point out in a crowd!

You’re right! I know all women are find of those days! Paul 2016!

You are correct!

Noted. Lol

To explain their position on abortion would mean explaining why they are then OK with forcing that single mother further into poverty. It’s a shit circle they do not want to get caught up in...

I have a penis.

What are you talking about? This persons vagina tattoo is totally normal. There is absolutely nothing about this photo that would make me beat feet.

Not enough stars.

So, essentially, Cruz’s whole campaign strategy is to say “I’ll,leave it to the states” on any controversial issue, and if it doesn’t go his way, ban the courts from ruling on it?

Holy shit.

There is no way he actually said that, is there? You got a link?

I choose triple Murder-Suicide.

I actually don’t mind Dulles, although, I work near it in sterling, so it’s not out of the way for me. But the drop off/pick up zone is easy to manage, security is a breeze.