Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

Every time I see the name Riff Raff, I think about Rocky Horror Picture Show.

“He died the night I was born...IN THE SAME HOSPITAL.”

$10 says the human DNA was the result of injuries on the production line. 10 to 1 odds on an asshole supervisor keeping the line running anyway so they didn’t have to throw the batch and lose profit, 5 to 1 odds on the worker concealing the contamination because they weren’t following safety protocols (with a wink…

Well only 90% vegetarian!

Not a successful one if you eat these vegetarian dogs tho :/

It is really easy to be focused on your craft when you’re making more than women who are the actual stars of the movies. This dude can ruck right off, and may his balls be dry and blue FOREVER.

Anthony Michael Hall is actually Michael Anthony Hall.

Other people with stage names:

But doesn’t it make you love her so much more? Now you can shout “Oh, MARY LOUIIIIIISE!” every time she says something sassy in an interview (it’s one of my favorite pastimes).

@RainnWilson

I really want to make a Yoko Ono Teaches Word Problems video now.

And then what, Yoko? AND THEN WHAT?!

Yoko twit reads pretty much as: 2 trains going toward each other from point A and point B, with speed of......

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

so there! :P

Solutions:

Oh, but you could all sync your devices like you sync your periods!