Ok, I would possibly buy this if I could have revenge on the Farmville People. “Celia has sent you a request for Motrin and Candy. “

I think it's great she's being so honest. We never actually hear celebrities talk negatively about pregnancy.

I... I feel weird. I’m into it. I’d try it.

*beep*
“What’s that?”
“Oh, just a text.”
“From who?”
“.... My vagina. BRB, it’s morphin time.”

(Morphin time is what I’ll say in the future when I empty my robot blood cup.)

“...needs to be replaced after six months when the battery dies”

A few years ago, when my boyfriend and I were doing some spring cleaning, I realized my favorite shirt got sent to the thrift store. I was super upset as I LOVED that shirt and would wear it at least once a week.

I don’t really find this story outrageous. Kudos for caring enough to search through dozens of bags of trash. It’s actually a pretty successful track-something-down story.

Hillary’s Twitter feed noted that if HRC wins, we get 4 more years of Kate’s impression. Very convincing argument, I think ;)

Literally no one is coming at me. I have not dismissed any trolls.

“You could have supported gay marriage sooner.”

I love Amber so much. Reading the comments on her Instagram from the pics she posted, tells me there are a lot of ignorant people out there who have no idea what the slutwalk was about. Also there is a lot of young people who have internalized the misogyny in our society.

Holy holy this is the BEST THING EVER:

Danny Glover is too old for that shit.

Ok, I think it’s ridiculous that they’re making a Lethal Weapon WITHOUT DANNY GLOVER.

He named the penguin “Eagle”, guys! Because “a penguin with aspirations to fly would be fun”. Too cute.

#notallKanyes

Amber Rose is phenomenal.

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

Did any posters attend the SlutWalk? Please share your experiences. Thanks.

I don't doubt that happens. I don't have many gay male friends but I'm regularly in gay bars because most of my friends are lesbians. They don't molest gay men (nor do I) but I'm sure that happens too. But that doesn't take away my experience of regular tit-grabs. I wear low-cut shirts a lot and I've had gay guys…