AMAZING. I can barely look at your profile pic without being blinded by your glory.

I’m crying.

@yokoono I’m gonna clothesline her

You’re a genius. I have the theme in my head as I type.

*Soft gasp* Robocup!

Can I make my smart menstrual cup send automatic Farmville-style invites to all my female contacts? Because that would save me a lot of evangelism hours.

Now you have to sit there and look at a blended area and wonder, is this for a boy, or is this for a girl?

My sister literally woke me up this morning to show me that picture of Baffleck because it is a perfect storm of everything we care about.

My mum dislocated her jaw whilst yawning. But then I once dislocated my knee by turning around too quickly, and my sister broke a rib by coughing awkwardly, so my family members are probably poorly-assembled outliers.

Thank ye, me hearty!

How lovely to have you here! ‘Dude Watchin’ With The Brontës’ is pretty much the pinnacle of human endeavor if you ask me, so it’s fantastic to see you dropping by. You’re aces.

I’ve seen this before so I know it makes me sob, yet here we are. I once tried to describe this clip to my sister and ended up bawling again.

I agree with both these points with great ferocity.

Seeeeeeecret wiiiiiife...

SECRET WIFE?

...Keith.

I know, right?

I remember he was definitely shorter than me, and I’m 5’9. Not THAT much shorter, but perhaps he was puffed up with rage.

Good luck with that, because I watched Peaky Blinders and was like, “DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN!”. It’s the undercut. I am powerless against an undercut.

They do say animals always know.