Bad, bad, bad. Said with the greatest contempt. Long ‘F’, hard ‘Ck’s.

Sorry! I mean, I guess... he was just really excited about seeing the film?

Good lord, is it ever!

That is hilarious but DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

Cillian Murphy! Ohhhh, Cillian Murphy. You broke my heart.

Josh Hartnett, you absolute fuckstick.

Imelda Staunton, Woody Harrelson and John Simm are CHARMING AS FUCK to retail workers. But the Best Ever was Nikki Amula-Bird (Jupiter Ascending). That woman is a delight.

JeeeeSUS. What a dick. I’m so sorry.

Thank you! I totally agree with you, 15 years later. I’m so lucky I was raised to never feel ashamed of that side of myself.

Aww, thank you! What a lovely comment. I really am and she really is.

Oh, oh, and she doesn’t reeeally believe in horoscopes, except that she once made me postpone a long train journey by three days because it wasn’t safe for Leos to travel. Oh my god, I love her so much.

My MUM.

NO! WE HAD A DEAL!

Yep, came here to post the Big Butt Book Brett Ratner pic. Why would anyone want to sit in a tree with Brett 'Big Butt Book''X-Men: The Last Stand' '"Rehearsing is for fags"' Ratner?

Let's put it in context. Let's compare this to guys who love football teams. Let's compare this to guys who love not just American football, but soccer. The same guys who will put on jerseys and get tattoos of the teams' logos on their arms, who will paint their face and go to a football game on a Saturday and…

I think it was just an accident — she only meant to be out for a few minutes. But oh, I yelled at her so much. So much. We did make up eventually.

Whaaaaaaaat.

I was stuck in bed (up four flights of stairs) with a hip-to-ankle cast on my leg after dislocating my knee. The girl in the room next door went out for the afternoon and left her CD player on. Top volume. Just one song on repeat.

Ohhh, what! I was not expecting to get emotional over this thread. Thank you for sharing that; that was lovely. My mascara is fucked.

This is my friend... *looks around room for inspiration* ...Kaiser... Sew... say.