Wolfabeast
Wolfabeast
Wolfabeast

So if you are pregnant, you can be jailed or enrolled in a drug treatment program against your will if anyone has doubts about your sobriety. You are not permitted to 'abduct' your fetus by taking it with you when you visit another state. You are not permitted to end your pregnancy, at least according to the majority

wait wait wait wait wait. what the whaaa????????

It's okay I'm way more aroused by this one, right?

When that person is digging up your daughter's corpse (almost literally) to do it and posting it over the news... I'm giving her a pass here. Open letter appropriateness sustained in the courtroom of LaComtesse.

You're not supposed to feel guilty, you're supposed to be aware.

... Probably not the men, I assume.

"We"? Plenty of people, a lot of them women and female players, DON'T like hyper-sexualized female avatars, and they're precious few options for those that want something with a little more dignity (and clothing).

"But female characters whose entire existence has sexual overtones are the same thing as powerful, buff space marines! I'm OK with women playing sexual characters because their first thought is always to titillate me sexually! And if it isn't then they are just bird-brained, overreacting Femi-Nazis out to kill my

I had THE biggest crush on Hansel when I was like 16. And I still kind of wanna live in a loft like his. (Sorry not sorry)

Never gets old.

I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

That hansel, he's so hot right now.

My vote. All of my votes. Every vote from now until the end of time, and I'll write him in for president too.

Milton Greene, Milton Greene, Milton Greene, Milton Greene, Milton Gree-eee-eee-eee-eeene... {He needs a kidney!}

KATE THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AD FOR GETTING AN STD TEST.

Huh. My brain is revolted but it seems that my genitals now support this choice 100%.

I'm sure I would be insulted if I were bright enough to understand this.

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

I'm a millenial, and when my father got divorced he couldn't clean, cook or do his own laundry because he didn't know how. But millenials are the WORST, amirite? They're clearly the only ones who don't know how to do this stuff.