I hope you're proud of that GOT joke, Lindy. I'm proud for you.

Weasel pick-up line - Your place ermine?

stoats adorbs.

PUNS ARE THE BEST.

Yes it's adorable but you know it's totally like: 'Die finger! Die die! I kill you finger! I kill you hand! And finger! And I give you more die... Oh box? What's inside box...? Oh darkness... And... Finger! You have returned to die! Die! Die!!!!!'

Damn, just the other day some work colleagues were standing around the coffee machine discussing weasels and when they asked me what my favorite weasel was, I blurted out Steppe Polecat. I don't even like Steppe Polecats! Honestly they look like little saber tooth tigers and they give me nightmares. Everyone rolled…

Ah, taken right out of the She's All That playbook. Take off glasses and add a red dress and voila, from dowdy to doable!

I hope there were continuity errors.

The boss I gladly left in January:

There are too many.

Was she a mobster?

When I was in grad school I worked for a faculty member doing research in northern Alaska. One year I went up with him to collect data on snow depth at several sites. One site was owned/controlled by an oil company, and we had to visit their local office to get permission to go there. While we were talking to the guy…

Ugh. I have one in my current job that makes me so miserable I'd quit if I knew I could find a job immediately.

I worked for a rural domestic violence shelter in Wyoming and applied for a position as an advocate/outreach educator. The first warning bell sounded when I received my written invitation (pre-interwebs) to apply. It was riddled with typos that would have made a grammar teacher cry and instructed me to show up at the…

I'll put it this way: I still fear her enough not to write anything bad about her on the internet.

For those of you who didn't click on the link to read Gloria Steinem's quote regarding Miley Cyrus. Because it is SO. FUCKING. GOOD.

I can't. I just can't with him anymore. I won't watch it. It just makes the dearth of Tom Hiddlestons in my life/city/continent hurt too bad.

OMG your comment is so meta!

"STOP THE CLOCK!!"
I've never seen fangirls so happy that an actor dropped out of a project. whew!

Maybe he actually read the book. It's almost like anyone who wants their career taken seriously doesn't want anything to do with this movie. Or something.