My bed is supposed to wear underpants?

This is more confusing than I thought . . .

Don't be ridiculous. You sleep in the drawers of the bed. After you've pleasured your man, of course.

All of that seems like really, really good advice.

But I have a more, um, rudimentary question:

The mattress — Do I sleep on top of it? Or does it sleep on top of me?

Thanks in advance.

The best one I ever heard was Manifest Destiny's Child. It was a bunch of history teachers, too, which made it even better.

Bridget Jones' Basketball Diaries is always a good trivia team name.

A comment on Jez is good, but please also take just a moment to also write or call your representatives. It's particularly important if you live in a state with Republican representatives, but I am doing it even in my state with all Dem representatives.

Yes, but from Patti Stanger? The woman who lines women up like chattel and tells them why they'll either never land a man or why they're good enough for whatever highest bidder is paying her to find him a woman? Yeah, I'm ok with not hearing her critical analysis of anything, let alone pornography. At least porn is…

GOOD GOD Lemon that dress is spectacular. <3 them.

I must confess I know her as Elizabeth on New Girl, but she is just so spectacular in this clip. I think I'm going to have to save this GIF for getting out of threads that are rapidly devolving.

You're right. You're the real expert on Proust.

I've heard so many good things about Vienna. I can't wait to go there and eat ALL THE SCHNITZEL and also enjoy their lady-friendly urban design.

You could argue that gender mainstreaming could encourage men to participate in some of these stereotypically female activities (like running errands related to caring for children or other family members) by making them less annoying to do.

Yes.

There's a link on that Kris Jenner article to a slideshow called "Chunky Ham Hocks: 10 Female Celebs with Cankles."

We no longer need the Great American Novel.

Folks, get your bingo cards, here! Bingo cards, here!

The "rape culture" is about making it a complacent act. "She wanted it", "she asked for it", "yes means no", etc are used as defenses. This is why people are upset when they see moments like the touching in GTA V in the strip club because it falls into the "she wanted it/didn't say no, so I continued to touch her"…

Man the real problem with the lapdance thing is that you're explicitly breaking the rules and putting hands on a woman who can't or won't resist explicitly for the purpose of winning them as a sex partner. It's rapey as shit, and that the mechanics are basically rewarding you for this it reinforces a lot of creepy…