I believe that argument goes: "But all the other rapists are doing it!"

YEAH, WELL, I JUST UNGREYED THIS COMMENT. SO THERE.

Hey, SNSers. Let Hannibal tell you some jokes.

why so seria

"If it's an approved school uniform — which it was approved, by the administration, years ago — why is it out of dress code? And why can they wear it in front of thousands of people at a football field if they can't wear it on game day at school?"

I bet the swim team's uniform is an approved uniform as well - but I suspect they don't wear their Speedos to class. Same for the wrestling team. A singlet in class would be interesting. It sound like the policy is being fairly applied. You can wear your uniform to school as long as your uniform is within the…

Yeah. It's not the best joke in the history of all time. That would be this:

Says who?

Grillz are nice but call me when Headgearz make the scene.

Three thumbs up to you. That's the best part of the whole movie. What kind of cancer does she have? WHO CARES JUST PARK ANYWHERE TOMMY.

Literally snorted at "airplane".

"Oh, and my tongue is purple. Is that ok?" Better add that one to the FAQs, buddy.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CRAIGSLIST GIRL!!!!

To that I say:

I'd like to think he made them all up ahead of time (which is a reasonable thing to do, I think FAQs can be anticipatory), which makes the fact that he starts some of his answers with "Good Question." like a little self-pat on the back. "Good job me, for anticipating some interesting questions!"

"Generally speaking the MAN should be OLDER than the woman because females mature or age faster than males (both physically and mentally). This is a scientific fact."

I would just like to state that I have read this entire ad.

I have a "MIGRAINE" from reading this dude's shit. What the "FUCK!!!!"

I really enjoy how he gets in pretend fights with himself, between the question and answer portion of the FAQs.