My favorite is the Matt Damon booth. I can't tell if I want a Matt Damon Booth or if I just want my own personal dancing booth that I can use at home. "Sorry, can't talk. Going to my dancing booth for a while."

My goodness, one week with German television and your whole country would have drank itself to death.
(Well, as any sane person watching German television would, I guess)

Don't call it that.

I FEEL SO VINDICATED THAT FUCK CENTAUR WON.

I'd have sex with Tim Curry in Legend if that counts.

Oh my god, I thought I was the only person who did that. They have the local pop station on at work and I can only get through that song by making up my own lyrics.

Eroticizing abstinence is pretty much exactly what Twilight put out. It wasn't the forefront of the novels—all of what you listed, writing Bella as basically a blank slate (so readers could project themselves as her and therefore feel like they were the ones dating Edward), is totally true as well. But Edward and…

The Two And Half Men commercial before the clip seems appropriate.

Three cheers. Every time a woman in a situation like this is willing to file a lawsuit, we should commend her bravery. The knee-jerk reaction by her colleagues, to dismiss and demean her allegations, indicates why. In competitive fields, people often suffer discrimination in silence, because there are so many…

I have the most incriminating Google search history right now.

Wait just a damn minute. That man has no penis! Did I guess it right?

I guess honestly my biggest question is...are mermaids mostly into, uh, alternative methods of stimulation? Or is it just a radically different anatomy than I'm used to, and her G-spot is actually behind her left ear or something?

These Yale dudes are getting away with murder.

Aw man. He should have called them "uplifting messages" instead.

They do have a point though. Whenever I see gender swaps, it's always some okay-looking-but-still-kinda-dumpy guy with a belly and less-than-perfect legs. 'Oh look, it's funny because men aren't held up to the same draconian standards of physical attractiveness as women are lol'.

BRING IT!!!! I'm going to write her a letter right now and tell her I love her and that if she wants to run away I will find her and we will go together to the ocean! She can sing sexy love songs and I'll make a can of beans or something. I DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT WORKED OUT YET.

There would have been a lot most implied pressure for sexual acts if a powerful older actor made that kind of comment about a young female actress.

My wife may disapprove.... Or be really into it. Hard to say.

I might morph from a straight woman into a gay man because of this gif. If my handle becomes LorenzosJam, it happened.

I'm not really gay but yet upon reading, my brain excitedly thought, "Zachary Quinto is single?!"