‘FUCK YOU SHADOW. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT.’

Well, you thought wrong. In fact, just this week the Queen is set to put forth legislation to make thrice-weekly gin consumption compulsory from the age of 18 upwards.

Nope, not sexist! He pulls male colleagues into his lap all the time!

That is a dinglehopper.

Donnie stepped into the bedroom, shrugging off his leather jacket and sauntering to the bed, where Jenny lay, emitting a coy little giggle at his approach. As he slid down onto the soft, yielding mattress, she rolled onto her arched back, tingling with anticipation.

"Talk dirty to me, Donnie," she croaked.

Donnie…

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