Thank Odin. Thanks for checking, eandh99.

Just got home from an IMAX screening of Avengers Assemble and it's all chaos. Paltrow's getting divorced, Evans is quitting acting... what the hell, you guys, I was just with you. Aussie Jezzies, will you please just go check on Chris Hemsworth and make sure he's ok? WHAT IF HE'S FALLEN AND CAN'T GET TO A PHONE?

Yep, that was beautiful. What a wonderful thing to do for his loved ones. The bit about his children grieving differently was so touching.

Yep, 20 times a night sounds about right. I just save it all up so when I do get to watch a movie myself it's extra super enjoyable. I worked an 11 hour shift today so I will most likely be incapacitated with enjoyment over The Walking Dead tonight.

Me. Urgh. I hate Smirnoff Ice SO MUCH... but I'm allergic to wine, including champagne. Ten minutes of fun and then ohhhh, the pain, the sickness, the prayers for death. Truly, I'd pick rubbing alcohol over either of them but at least the dreaded Ice isn't actively trying to kill me.

Working in a cinema, I meet roughly 25 people a day who hope I enjoy my film. I save it aaaall up and enjoy the hell out of Parks and Rec when I get home.

Looks like Starter for 10, avec the equally lovely James McAvoy and Rebecca Hall.

Oh no! All my Hiddleston gifs are so tragic. Handsome, sympathetic Hiddleston that I just Googled?

Got your back.

Urgh, KINJA!

I was being tongue in cheek with my outrage at your comment, but honestly I would rather stick forks in my face than watch this. I'm not a fan of Lars von Trier at the best of times (I find most of his films pretty sadistic towards their female characters) but this one sounds just unbelievably awful to me. Just…

As a European, I take great exception to that.

Kit Kats and a pint mug of tea. It's 2am here and I can barely feel my face. MORE TEA.

Why, thank you very much!

Yep, it's me. Hi, Mrs G.! It's not that eerie though, since I still comment on Jez a few times a week.

Who wants to hear Stephen Fry's Piers Morgan joke again? YEAH you do.

I do, too. Oddly, though, I've never been able to say her name. I always end up with two hard "ch" sounds. I have to concentrate super hard and kind of contort my face to get it right, to the delight of my friends. Back when she was big in the UK it was my weird, mortifying party trick.

I got all excited when I saw this chart, and then I got 'audience'. Since I work in a cinema right now this is technically a demotion. I was all "Oh fucking what?", and then I was sad and ran away and took the Buzzfeed "Which Dawson's Creek character are you" quiz to cheer myself up.

I just don't know if I can take this seriously unless he starts wearing a bag over his head.