No worries. I read a couple of the books and I understand the love but the show is just more my cup of tea, so I'm sticking with that to keep the twists fresh. Nevertheless, I do consider Game of Thrones to be a complete work in itself, one that can be enjoyed on its own just like any other decent literary adaptation.…

It was an intentionally silly joke. No need to be rude and certainly no need for spoilers. That's a dick move and you know it.

And the one he did get is the shit one that apparently hates him and won't hang out with him. I think that's the most painful thing I can imagine.

It's been more than a decade but the 'bitch' line still amuses me far more than is proper.

The Oranges? Us cool kids just call it The O.s. Welcome to the O.s, bitch.

You are SO not the one with the problem! Casual cruelty is bang on. Thank you for this.

Holy hell, you guys — I just watched the Say You'll be There video again. How good was that shit? Answer: SO GOOD. 11-Year-Old Me, you were right about everything! Except Mel Gibson. But that was NOT your fault. Seriously, no one saw that shit coming.

I got Posh, who was also the Spice Girl I was assigned in 1996 when my friends and I engaged in the important work of dressing up and dancing around to Say You'll be There.

She didn't know the name of that tree behind them so she just left it blank.

Expendable for Her.

Oh, fucking fuck off, of course they have to pretend to be call girls. OF COURSE they do. I can think of NO OTHER POSSIBLE PLOT to assemble a team female action heroes.

Your point of view is so different from mine.

Ha, yes! On my bus today I met a mother and daughter who were trying to get to Heathrow and the mum asked me if she'd screwed up by picking buses over going via King's Cross. I was like "Nooooooooooo, what, are you crazy? You'd both be DEAD by now! Look at you, with your wheely suitcases, talking to strangers on…

Did the penguins have to commute through the freezing rain today in the middle of a fucking Tube strike? Oh, they didn't? THEN I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, PENGUINS.

Circus strongman?

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Glorious.

You superstar. Kinja was being withholding so I might never have known if not for you. And that would've been an absolute tragedy.

AAAAAhahaha incredible. Thank you!

MAYDAY, MAYDAY. What was the typo?! Please, god, I have to know!