I'm not going unless you can guarantee I will be drawn like someone's French girls.

Titanic II: Cruise Control

Well I, for one, must admit to being entirely fooled by the rocks that she got.

I was raised by both wolves and beasts. It was fine, except that my allowance was bullshit.

Those are my comics now. I own them. To argue otherwise means you hate creativity.

Bollocks, La Toya Jackson! I spent ages choosing those presents of hatred for you and you haven't sent me so much as a 'thank you' note.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!

Oh my gaahd, I love your bracelet! Where did you get it?

Watch out for boat wolves, America!

You know what? Fuck this, fuck everyone, torch the boats, free the horses: I love Ke$ha. I don't even care. I love her from her glittery toes to her stupid dollar sign. I've loved her since she swooned outlandishly over a short-short-clad Simon Rex in the Tik Tok video. Be well, Ke$ha!

I do agree with you, although when I read It would seem that Aniston can still sell tabloids, if not movie tickets my first, insane thought was "Oh, I sold LOADS of movie tickets today!".

I don't want to hear that Legolas is 36 because that would mean that I am old. Fortunately, the article refers to "the Australian", and Legolas is not Australian. So who is "the Australian"? Let us say Hugh Jackman. And if Hugh Jackman is 36 that means X2 must have just come out. Which means I am young. Good.

I can promise nothing!

Ha!

Oh, no! I just meant the idea that other people have already finished their Christmas shopping (and wrapping!) kind of makes me feel like setting myself on fire in blind panic. I apologise for any disappointment.

I think Jenny McCarthy's tweet might actually be more upsetting to me than that vaccination shit.

Welcome!

You assumed correctly! I am also 29. How did you know?

Way harsh, Tai.

Ha ha ha haaaaa, the planes line.