And he's so good at frosting.

I knew they had a thing once but I didn't know it was while he was with my favourite favourite, Emma Thompson. Branagh, you CAD.

Well, I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

Back when Tweet Beat was new, another commenter (I forget who) suggested we spice things up by adding '...in bed' to the end of each tweet. I feel like I've just been caught by Frankie Muniz.

Hold up — is that barbed wire on Baby Thor's tie? That's the most '90s thing I have seen since the actual '90s, and I just watched I Know What You Did Last Summer.

He does make a lovely gif, doesn't he?

That's ok then!

Hang on... I hope you're not referring to me as 'the Mako Mori Groupie' here. You were predicting other responses and you left off the 's', yes?

I am all about the Bechdel Test and I absolutely agree that Pacific Rim should have had more female characters (and I could've done with a lot more Sasha Kaidanovsky, too) but, on the plus side, that movie did do a few cool things with gender expectations that can't be measured by the test. Mako Mori was given more…

Woah, twist.

I think that passes... just. But I honestly don't care too much because I am completely swept up in this plot. How does it end, PiKDja? HOW THE FUCK IS BOB? Please reply in IMAX 3D.

The bass player bit at 3:08 made me literally cry with laughter. SO happy with you right now.

As always, Kenny G speaks for me when I have no words.

No one can defeat... CHINA BUTT.

I haven't laughed that loud at a Jez comment in a really long time. Wunderbar.

This thread has been an emotional rollercoaster for me. I just tried to panic-google the Mark Sheppard business and all I could find was several articles about an unrelated sex offender also named Mark Sheppard and a report about a woman having sex with a pitbull in a carpark. Very relieved I can continue to enjoy…

Oh, fucking hell, this is glorious.

I'm too sexy for this comme

AAAAUGH!

Meanwhile, my recently-published scientific review hypothesises that men have evolved to look sexy with their hair pushed back. Tracy Vaillancourt, will you please corroborate my theory that men have evolved to look sexy with their hair pushed back?