Slaaaaay! Oh captain, my captain, I miss you too! I feel pretty bad for being away so long. Dipping my toes back into the commenting water now, though.

Oh, of course it is! I'm just saying you could tell me he's in his 20s and I would buy it completely. And then you would tell me the truth and say "ha HA" and I would immediately leave to buy sunscreen.

Wentworth Miller fuck yes. This is great.

Hates Peter Pan. Fears the sound of a ticking clock. Doesn't live in Portland. Ohhh, you nearly had me there, "Tracy McMillan", or should I say... Captain Hook?!

I really thought Nelly was wearing a little hat in that photo. I wasn't even surprised. "Oh, right, there's Nelly in his little hat. Fine."

Leonardo DiCaprio on a jetpack. Universe, you are 16 years and 2 weeks late for my 13th birthday. Still, it's a lovely gesture.

Oh, what, we were meant to be DRINKING? Damn it, I spent my youth shortening place names and throwing all my furniture into various large swimming pools. I haven't sat on an actual chair since 2006.

The labradors send their regards.

Yeah, well I hear the jury's still out on science.

Aaaand I get to tell this story again. Sorry, Mum.

Aww, yeah! Happy birthday, Seize! I genuinely just laughed out loud at your comment. A fantastic CotD.

I genuinely just laughed till I cried. I kind of want to bookmark this comment just so I can reread it next time I'm having a bad day.

How about Matilda?

Yes. Perfect.

Ha!

LOVE a pocket dress, but I just did not like that film at all. It was one of those rare cinema trips when I didn't stay for the whole end credits because I could literally feel my life force draining away the longer I sat there. Not enough pockets.

"Huh. Looks pretty grey outside. Think it's going to rain?"

Yes! Cinema gift cards are always on my Christmas list. Love the idea of putting them in a mug. You could add gourmet popcorn, maybe. Ok, I feel inspired now.

This is my birthday present from my family every year and it brings me endless joy. I'm in the UK so I get LOVEFiLM, which is aces.

Congrats, ididthatonce! That was ace.