No. Fuck off. Just no. Nnnnno. Oh my god, I am so sad. Sesame Street was meant to be the one perfect, innocent thing in this broken world. I feel like I just found out Father Christmas doesn't exist. No, I feel like I just found Father Christmas, Superman and Atticus Finch in my childhood bedroom killing kittens with…
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That was a much-needed laugh. Thank you.
New project: to persuade my sister we must dress up as the McCaskill daughters dressing up as zombie Huntsman daughters dressing up as Mark Block. We're British so step one will be probably entail explaining who Mark Block is.
Hurrah! Yeah, big blond six-packs are not my type at all but it turns out I will make an exception for Sons of Asgard. Another!
Oh god, the Red Dawn remake looks SO BAD. But yes, it has Thor and Adrianne Palicki in it so I am powerless against its siren call. Doooooom.
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Damn you leather vest. You have made a powerful enemy.
I'm guessing Universal is waiting to see how the upcoming Twilight movie does before they decide whether to affix that big red A to Kristen Stewart's face. Sadly, it's too late for me either way. As I discovered during the first Snow White and the Huntsman, I will watch anything in which there's a solid chance that…
I can totally sympathise with Brangelina as I, too, have imaginary relationship problems caused by my casual interest in Elementary. I'm like, "You're overreacting! I just like Lucy Lui! I wanted to see a female Watson!" and Imaginary Benedict Cumberbatch is like, "OH WHATEVER. You know it's just going to be another…
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Hey, no worries. This is hardly the first time this has happened in CotD's long and storied history.
I love this so much.
Favourite thread of the day, hands down. Magic.
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Good luck, friends. I am anxiously clutching my top hat and scones for you.
No worries!
Hi! Just checking in. Both of those commenters should be gone now. It would really help us out, though, if you would report problem commenters to Trollpatrol - http://jezebel.com/trollpatrol/forum - since we tend not to police the open threads. Thanks very much!
Pitt: Ask us the sex question.
From what I gather from TV, telegrams are primarily used to inform you that your cousin has died and your wife has run off with a cavalry officer.
Congrats, Dora Breckinridge!