Wolfabeast
Wolfabeast
Wolfabeast

It's like I have ESPN or something!

Clea DuVall, I say to you: holy moly.

At least with ladypens there's no risk of one of us pressing the wrong button and accidentally activating Skynet. Fujitsu, what hast thou wrought?

Boo, you whore!

Yay! Most pleasing.

Yay, thank you!

Thank you!

Heh, no, I realised after a moment. You gave me a jump though!

Oh lord, I read that and all the troll-sensors in my head went off. I was all, "Et tu, Professor Pink? Whyyy, God?".

Shut up, whale! I don't go "dooo do-doo do-dooo". YOU go "dooo do-doo do-dooo". Oh my god, I feel so self-conscious now.

Is Robert Downey Jr. ready for me? Debatable!

WINTER IS COMI... wait.

Ah, yes, I stand corrected.

I truly, deeply agree with this. So refreshing to see some continuity between films when it comes to Bond's love life.

Aces. Congrats, Matt!

Then walk the FUCK am I doing with all this asses' milk?

MMMMmmmm.... Gelfing....

A lot of my favourites are on the list but I'm especially pleased to see Mary McDonnell here. Laura Roslin was a genuinely great character - dignified despite being charged with an unthinkable responsibility, capable of shocking ruthlessness but always with the very best of intentions. I can't imagine her played by

That is some fucking beautiful paraphrasing.

Here's a more important question: is Billy Zane involved? Because it's just not Zoolander without your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.