Lindy, you were joking about how this guy is basically jerking off to Romney as he reads this, but this for real reads like a guy longing with every fiber of his being that (a) we lived in a world like this, and (b) he was an "alpha male" of the Romney order.
I reckon he'll get a slap on the wrist and told to keep a low profile for a while. Or he'll go and do something publicly noble. But that's it. This is actually less offensive than that Nazi shit he pulled — but an arranged marriage in the British Royal Family, in 2012, would be impossible to cover up and would create…
The bolded "God" is the best thing that's happened all day. Possibly all week. I cannot express to you how thrilled I am with the bolded "God".
Whither art thou, Keanu?
I suddenly have the weirdest urge to tell Chilli about what books I'm reading and how well I cleaned the flat today.
Congratulations, rebs1977!
The only acceptable choice.
So good.
Just dropping by to second the Carano rec. Maybe she's not Meryl Streep but she acquitted herself perfectly well - and by god those fight scenes were fucking fantastic. Love that film.
I think so, too!
Ha, awesome. Yay, mothers!
Wouldn't dream of it. How big's your chimney? No reason.
Mine, too! Still kind of is.
I salute you! She was my hero too, ever since my mum (bless her) got me and my sister out of bed one night because there was something on TV about a guy who squeezed through people's chimneys and ate their livers and she knew it was for us. I promise I'm not a sociopath and neither is my mother.