While the FBI was busy investigating aliens, that lobster got away with internet fraud.

Lochte is like an unscripted version of the character "Jason" on HBO's "True Blood".

Standing o!

Ha, thanks! If it's any consolation I did not make a clean getaway. I may have it in my head for life now.

YES.

She loves raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens. She's an SoM girl.

Yeah, I will be very interested to see what happens to these pages now that they've been reported. Should be pretty telling.

Agreed, agreed, agreed.

Jeeeeeesus.

Ha!

"Don't tie us down, women! Your girly rooves will make us impure!"

How do we feel about Blood Meridian? I am asking for my cat. I don't have a cat. I am asking for a fox who lives near our flat.

On the Road, by Jack Kerouac

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01l9qms

Fun fact: that poor wee lad who's fucking up his dive in the last gif is called Stephan Feck. As is "Oh, Feck".

Oh... oh wow. This is the most glorious.

Tipping doesn't make up the wages of the wait staff the way it does in the USA but it's considered very bad manners not to tip (unless the service is terrible). The customary tip is 10%. We don't tip at bars, however.

It is now.

I've never tried Vegemite but I think it's the same sort of deal. Best when spread very thinly on hot buttered toast. And completely wonderful.

You take that back! Marmite is the greatest. But I can't imagine how horrifying it would be to bite into a Marmite sandwich when you're expecting jam.