*Unstoppable*

I want to play!

And now I kind of weirdly would like to believe.

Oh, yew!

...........Not just you.

Ahhhh, I didn't even notice that! Amazing. Gold for best comedy name of the Olympics.

Enough! Enough of this! Olympians, how are you so beautiful? How? I mean, I can understand the bodies if I use my imagination but even your faces are so pretty. HOW? Are you real? No, it's fine. I'm just going to have a bit of a lie down.

Hey, are you making fun of my roots?

It's completely unfair that John Mayer is competing in the USA women's gymnastic team.

Dodai, if you're that judgemental about Natalie Portman's adorable wedding album I'd hate to hear what you think about my graduation portrait.

If we can't save this party you can be damned sure we'll avenge it.

I had a little cry over Kirani James's win last night. London 2012 is just ruining me.

His 6th appearance at the Olympic Games! Unbelievable. I had no idea that was even possible for a gymnast.

Looks to me like Taylor Swift lives inside a giant meringue, which is exactly what I would do if I had Taylor Swift's money.

The first rule of IBIZA is you DON'T TALK about IBIZA!!!!!

Ha!

He's English, from Middlesbrough (oop north).

Between Ennis, Rutherford and Farrah I spent a large portion of last night either jumping all over the sofa in fear and excitement and/or crying. That was an unusually patriotic hour for me.

And this.

BEADS?