The lipstick I'm wearing right now is called "Tender Heart". I probably don't want to have sex with it, but I do want to tend its wounds and slowly teach it how to love again in the 1940s military hospital where I volunteer as a selfless, rosy-lipped nurse.
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Ha!
Very well done, Labia Menorah!
"Killing the White Witch will not bring you peace, my friend."
I predict the Rafi Peer Theatre Workshop will shortly be receiving some rather unwelcome visitors.
"That's some Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark shit right there."
Ooh, lovely!
Yay! I thought I felt something.
It's a walk-off! ...It's a walk-off.
Well done, Flutterbitch! Here's a cake made out of real pony. It's watching you.
Kate Winslet, you should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Spraying this all over your Kindle is cheating.
Ok, seriously? I've left two warnings and now I have to move the entire thread. That's really disappointing since there was an interesting discussion here before it devolved into a pile-on.
I am always on the alert for Boosh references!
No worries - thanks, FB!
Now playing
Biggs aside, there were some crackers in that there Tweet Beat - or my name's not Mike Battleship.
@ALL Ok, there have been some great responses here but I'm going to ask you all to step away from this now. Thank you!
MAGNIFICENT.
Yaaayy, BabyJane! Congrats!