See, that's what I had pictured. Halo... 4? Or Reach? Had those episodic missions that were a blast to play, and when I heard Destiny would have weekly events and such, I figured YAY STORY! But no... just "Queen mad, kill for Queen, Queen give loot."

Funny, my oft-repeated mission is Summoning Pits. I've done that one more than the rest combined.

Sadly, now you get to watch the same movie ten times a week with a few minutes of extra scenes spliced in.

Yeah, as someone who avoids PvP, this game is a giant ball of "WTF." Screw your platform-exclusive Strike mission. Screw the plot that feels like it had giant holes ripped out of it. Screw the "open world MMO vibe" that boils down to seeing a few numbers and names scream past your screen and make it impossible to…

Yeah, for $20 I'd expect to see 5+ story missions, 2+ strikes, 4+ competitive maps and significant "extra" content (more guns, more armour, more colours, more ships and bikes.)

Yeah, as an Xbox owner I'm just now picking my jaw off the floor. I don't touch the PvP side of Destiny, so there is almost nothing in the expansion. Three story missions. Yay.

The Dark Below will also introduce three new competitive multiplayer maps: Pantheon, Skyshock, and The Cauldron. A fourth, a co-operative strike map called The Undying Mind, will be available on PS3 and PS4 exclusively until Fall 2015.

So MicrosoftStore.com sends me an email on Saturday, my copy is shipping now! Excitement! Tracking number! Two days go by and there's no action at all on the tracking number.

So do any of those ghost-opened doors lead anywhere, or just the usual blackness?

Never played Pokemon, but listening to it now it's no wonder it creeps people out. A lot of minor dissonance (notes just a BIT off of scale) and a very strange set of "instruments." The warbling effect and the background "tick tock" chirping don't help, either. Brings a sense of tension.

We had some kind of monitor that played the first two notes of the "Jaws" theme. I was exhausted near the end of the wait and started giggling. My wife asked what was wrong and I told her "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Why would you spend (amount of dollars) on (item of fan service) when you can just get the original thing for less?

So the only people that would enjoy the game are immature, by your words. Thanks, that's great to hear. I don't see fart jokes here, I see a game that breaks the fourth wall, which the author seems to have a big issue with. And the game's advertising has always been very blatant in how tongue-in-cheek it is, so it's…

Starting on November 2, the no-Kinect Xbox One and two of its related bundles will be sold at a discounted price of $349.

My copy is in the mail as I type this, hopefully arriving tomorrow (UPS Canada can be notoriously late.) It looks like a silly game that finds new ways to be silly, instead of over-saturating internet memes and other game/movie nods like Borderlands tends to.

So you want a game that takes itself seriously... obviously this isn't the game for you. You don't have to vomit all over the game like it's some sin-demon of excess that forced itself upon you in the night.

It's a sad state of this over-exaggerating world when we have to specify to people that when we say "LOL" we actually did laugh out loud.

Sunset Overdrive | Xbox One

My daughter's off to college and loves Asian culture. At first, this sounds like an awesome gift idea. Sadly, they tack on an extra $10-15 per delivery for non-US addresses. That's rather much for a monthly service.

I'm sorry.