Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

Duracell is also announcing a battery for electric cars later this year. It recharges from a handy spout you pour gasoline in.

Haha! That sounds sooo scary. I'm gonna stick with my house cats. Sometimes they try to kill me but so far they've been very bad at it.

The jus one.

Mostly the lack of Baelish.

In other words, it’s crappy but we have to get on the hype train and kiss some apple ass to stay in business.

Milo, unless the entirety of your post depends on getting a reference that I missed

Wow, look at that incompetent figurehead strutting around like he’s doing something of value. Like he’s actually respected by anyone. How do you not have the self-awareness to realize that you suck at your job so much? That you should just quit while you’re behind? Seriously, just show some fucking dignity at this…

It's a macguffin.

HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."

God throwing interceptions is not a huge stretch. This is the same guy who locked in on The Virgin Mary and never even looked at another receiver.

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

I still find it funny how they just abandoned the "Edge of Tomorrow" title when the movie was released on blu-ray and just started calling it "Live Die Repeat". It kind of gave me the impression that they were fairly confident about the film, but felt like its super generic title kept people from even checking it…

He's not the first curry to induce offensive runs.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

McCoy: [throws three TDs against Dallas]
Fans: [co-opt a hockey tradition by tossing their hats on the field]
McCoy: [murders field]