Cabrera's nut shot seemed so gratuitous. I mean, he already reached third base once.

I liked Gary Oldman, but Sofia Vergara wins as far as I'm concerned. Nothin' wrong with a dick in your mouth, Sofia. I'd love it if people could figure out that accusing someone of being slutty or performing some sort of sex act is stupid. There's just nothing shameful about any of it (as long as it's consensual, of…

Oh, great. Now he's breaking the unwritten rules of physics.

Catches foul ball...BRASS BONANZA!

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots.

Two leading proponents of the "One and Done" strategy

This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.

Wait, so.... did the whole team blow the fan 18 times, just 18 players blew the fan once each, or something in between?

It seems like the Mariners would be best served to move to a more central city, say in Oklahoma.

It takes "I would kill for a Kitchen Aid!" to a whole new level.

This list is so fucked Derek Jeter keeps trying to give it a gift basket.

This will do a lot better than the company's life-sized foosball prototype, which was unpopular due to causing motion sickness but mainly because players didn't like having their arms surgically removed.

After the second injury, he also likes to call Derrick Rose "Done Done".

The Wildcats shouldn't beat themselves up over this; finishing just before the buzzer has ruined a lot of Catholic students' plans for success.

Still, A. Chu is nothing to sneeze at!!

It's not all bad on the other side of the Jeopardy fame bubble. Ken Jennings managed to parlay his winning streak into a book deal and a cushy gig on the speaking circuit, while IBM's WATSON is now the head writer at Buzzfeed.

Was it paid in pennies?

She's gonna be really sad the first time she's on the rag and finds out he's completely unable to score in the red zone.

"Is that legal, tender?"

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.