Man, if he can't handle it now just wait until he has to do it all over again at the Paratrial

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

That could be Antoine Walker. Both took too many shots and couldn't rebound.

PRIEST MODE

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

A missing ring in Russia? What a shocker.

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

"Legos? Meh. I'd rather play with my Erector set."

If there was ever a posterchild for a site called "Regressing," it's Eli Manning.

Krzyzewski's Fine Arts Forum affiliation holds sour memories, however, since his date always left him after the first number at the Big Dance.

The race also violated BYU's honor code, as "fun" is in its name.

To be fair to Dolan, what is he supposed to do here? Take a stand against nepotism?

Every dude's like gold teeth, bling rings, makin' all the baskets

What a joke! After that performance last week?! How could you be any more offensive?? Incognito got robbed!!

Come on, Riley Cooper has been through a lot. For the past 8 weeks, he's been SURROUNDED by black people.

"Why the Yankees Gave Derek Jeter a Raise"

Cashman, hooker, accident, dump, swamp, he knows, oh god he knows.

When you stop sucking so abruptly, there may be some unexpected consequences. Dr. J can attest.

ya, but they got fucked up when she started blowin large black dudes

"... so you're saying that having sex with girls with braces is a bad idea?"