You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

How disappointing. After all this progress, it appears it's still Manley to call someone a queer.

Since it did happen in Division III, though, expect a lot of arguing from pundits and fans alike as to whether Octavias is in fact the real McKoy.

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

The good news: the stadium requires a simple 10-step assembly process involving 8 pieces of gigantic-ass origami paper.

BUCS OWNER: Can anyone tell me what's going on with that defective black cannon?

Sing us a song, you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some misery
And you've got us feeling like shite

Can't say I'm surprised that this dude goes through a lot of Trojans.

To be fair, staff writer James Crow did issue an apology.

Actually, my guess is that bragging on the internet is the reason he got the ticket instead of having the sale simply cancelled.

Rob (Gronkowski) has now been cleared by all his doctors...

The P is in the V, so I'm amused.