Great shot kid that was one in a billion!

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

This is outstanding. I’m actually genuinely thrilled for this and hope that he has a long, long career running the Lakers.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

I know you dumb fucks are upset that we see that you are dumb fucks, and we think that you are dumb fucks, and we call you dumb fucks, and we don’t agree to validate your ignorance and coddle your prejudice, and some people think we’re not supposed to call you dumb fucks “dumb fucks” anymore, but I’m old school. You…

Paul Walker thought he had found one

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

Take your star, you jerk.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim...

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

This reveals the most crucial flaw in IBM’s plan. What the world really needs is Neapolitan computing.