Champions Online's character designer was a bastardized port of the CoX designer. (No surprise given that it was made mostly by the same people.) Except as soon as it went free to play, all the stuff you bought to make a character with when you paid for it was suddenly premium content they wanted you to pay again…

You're going to need to do a WORST Final Fantasy Music as well, you know. They're justifiably proud of their soundtracks. But for some of these they really need to give you the option to disable the soundtrack while leaving sound effects on. Case in point, The Hee Haw Chocobo Racing Theme (FF7). One where you…

For my own part, I was in the beta for that game. I bought the game. And now I'm expected to pay again for the ability to use all the parts of the game I paid for already when I bought the game in the first place. No. Just no. I know there's a long tradition of Star Wars fans accepting getting their wallets…

It's not free to play. It's Pay to Win. And I won't be returning til non-sub and former players are not treated like shit.

Tell ya what... Have the folks that make Infamous port those games to PC, and I'll have a word with the devs...

Yeah... I get the distinct impression that my computer won't be up to this game's standards.

Word to your mother. Hell... A whole dictionary even.

Sorry... I can't hear you over the PAY TO WIN-ness of the game. Not going back til that's fixed.

Or... OR. Instead of embracing the ideology of tightening the screws anyway when no causal link can be found between pornography and violence. How about we do some deep analysis of this kid after putting him somewhere he can't hurt his sister again and look into the things that caused him to turn into someone…

The last time I played Werewolf, I'd been kind of forced into it by my wife... so I decided to play to lose. I'd never had as much fun with it ever. And as usual (I cannot say why) I always turn out to be the Seer. I wish I knew why. Anyway, I made sure to tell people that I was rubbing myself with garlic and…

All my THIS'ses. With one exception. If you're going to release PE1... and do it up right with HD 3d and all that good stuff? PUT A REAL GODDAMNED B GAME IN IT instead of 99 randomly generated identical levels of amped up monsters from the rest of the game, leading to an hour long seat of your pants boss fight that…

Isn't that master character being played by Clay Kronke? (See also: Brains & Steel) A rather talented fanfilm saber animator who I thought was working for ILM nowadays.

I'm not a big fan of Werewolf, though my wife loves it. The first two times we played, I got her lynched and I was the seer. Nowadays I play to lose early when ushered into a game by my lovely dear one. "Boy... that's a shame. I'm so upset I can barely rub myself down with chives and worchestershire sauce, before…

Lovely vid. Not going back until it's no longer PAY TO WIN.

FINAL FANTASY

I remember that, though I never saw it. There's a disturbing undercurrent to the whole life sized realistic doll fetish in the mainstream zeitgeist. From Yuki Makise's doll masks appearing in 'The Cell' in the automated corpse gallery, to immobilized girls dressed as dolls on criminal minds/CSI/Whateveritwas, to…

Actually, that's what the fellas at Abyss were making before they got the idea to start making these back in the 90's.

Nope. Not eating scab twinkies.

I'd be all over some Warlock. Though... he's a bit overpowered in that respect, being an alien techno-organic. Fully grown technarchs like him can tear suns in two.

So... what's wrong with taping a jar lid over the thing's lens if it bugs you so much? If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out. Does the machine shut itself down if you blind it?