Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

I screamed “Fuck you! I’m moving to France!”

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

"My kid just wasn't doing the things other kids were doing, you know?"

Oh my god, I feel her so hard! I remember hiking up a mountain with my mom when I was somewhere between 10-13, and being so tired and grumpy and just DONE, so my mom started telling me "Oh, we're almost at the top, just a few more turns" while we were at least a solid 90+ minutes from even coming close to the top.…

My meltdown was over food too. My junior year of college, I was so in love with a guy who was in love with me too, but in a three year relationship. He would later dump his girlfriend, date me for six months, dump me, and then get back together with his original girlfriend. They later got married.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

as a too-old-to-throw-tantrums child, 8 or 9, after a day hiking, Dad would not let me bring my walking stick home in the car. My filthy, rotting, branch I'd been using as a walking stick. Complete meltdown, screaming sobbing in the mud;

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.…

"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."

If my anxiety caused bleeding, I'd need a mop everywhere I go.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

Just FYI, that's pretty disconcerting during the buttsex.

To be fair to the Senator, I have ample anecdotal evidence from a credible witness (my self) that plenty of lesbians are into with sending the dachshund down the badger hole.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

A female coworker of mine, who is really sweet and kind (and even knowing this, I think she is the bee's knees), writes m/m erotica under a pseudonym that may or may not the name of her basset hound. So that's a thing.

Parked car, well into the night, naked from the waist down, his head between my legs, cops shine giant flashlights into the backseat.

When I was 19, I broke up with my high school sweetheart by encouraging a threesome that included her best friend, knowing very well that she would not be able to handle her jealousy and that it would destroy the relationship.