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Is the first one Why We Love Albert Einstein or Why We Love by Albert Einstein? Because I would read both.

This is not horse empathy. This is horse get-off-your-butt-and-play-with-me. Horse empathy happens; if the horse that was down was ill, the other horse might stand with it. A hoof to the hip is a "What are you doing? Get up!"

I have no idea who could deserve an award more than Tatiana Maslany. Still, I won't be surprised if I log onto io9 to find the headline "There is no justice in the entertainment world".

No no. One word. "Dragonhunter Woot" not "Dragon Hunter Woot".

Only if they're cool.

I would be happy giving "Dragonhunter" as a middle name. Or a first name, honestly. If they don't like it they can go by "Hunter".

Obviously it's the laser pointer they use to lure the cats into the trap.

Nope. Definitely -lethians.

Maybe I'm not good with ages, but I could see her being anywhere from 20 to 40. I could certainly see her playing Leekie's trophy wife. IMDB has the actress at 30.

Captions said Prolethians. Google produces nothing for Prolethians or Lethians, so guess they're completely made up, just like neolution (which I for one was surprised isn't a thing).

I remember picking up on that when I was watching the show, but I always thought it was just Picard being fastidious about his appearance!

No wonder Raven is the trickster god. Apparently he's the god of message boards, too.

I made tomato bisque and grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon for family dinner tonight. I totally forgot it was Easter (resident junior atheist), but was thrilled when my grandmother said she liked the nontraditional Easter dinner.

I had all four wisdom teeth removed pre-eruption (although just barely). The surgery is nothing to worry about. My anecdata: The nurse gave me the shot of anesthesia and told me to count down from ten. I did so all the way, announced "I don't think it's working", and then passed out. Oh, and when I came out of…

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How would you keep the bowlers on the pine martens? They aren't exactly hat-conducive little beasts.

The Justice League of American Holiday-based Myths join together to battle the Boogetman...

Cloning!