Short but perfect.

Unless, of course, you prefer your limbs unbroken.

No love for the Drake Equation?

Forehead... mite?

The only way that could be worse would be if you had never actually owned an orange cat.

The Greek translation of phallus is swell...

Yeah, you could, but I think people would notice the whole "Not-actually-a-police-department" part.

That's not awkward. That's awesome.

Oh, look; it's the beginning of a horror movie.

"... my two scents..."

So first I was a bit fruitless, mucking about on Google with "giving thanks" and various attempts at skimming out the US stuff. Then I realized I was headed in the wrong direction. Google "November holidays" turned up nothing, so I Wiki'd the month of November. First off, what the hey is up with all the independence…

1. "Googleplex address" gives me Wikipedia, which says the Googleplex is at 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway Mountain View, CA 94043.

A, of course (albeit the Simon Pegg version).

I will personally be thrilled to have the Vong out of continuity.

I want to hear the story about when you used a fire extinguisher for something other than its intended use, Uncle Lizardo!

Maybe he's from Easter Island.

Oh, that's going to piss off a lot of people...

Rumors shmumurs. I don't want to watch Thrawn.

I don't think bringing Vader back *to life* should be done- it would effectively retcon everything post-Jedi. But bringing him back *to the franchise* I could see working.

Since the universe is eleven-dimensional and we perceive three, I'm going to say yes.