I tell anyone who'll listen to me that dolphins are the fratboys of the sea. They will separate a female from her pod and keep her from eating until she has sex with them. They kill other animals for fun. Sounds like frat boys to me.

Okie doke, totally random question. I don't even remember why I started thinking of this, but it's been stuck in my head ALL DAY.

Intentional typo?

Oh, that's cute. I have a (possibly) half-Maine Coon. The other half is hellhound.

Does that mean that I'm a woot? That doesn't even make sense...

Ha ha ha, that's hilarious.

Happy Saturday Night, everybody! Ice cream and Jaws tonight, woot!

Wow, that haircut looks really nice! I love your hair color, too.

Bullying: aggressive behavior that intends to hurt, threaten or frighten another person, either physically or emotionally.

You have no idea. And thanks. That means a hell of a lot to me.

I'm not going to get into your three-sides belief, because if I did, this would end up containing a lot of swearwords. Thank you for your good wishes. I was hoping to get a bit of cheering over the fact that I managed to control my own destiny. It seems I'm not going to get much.

Thanks! I will! Have a nice evening!

Thanks. Those have been pretty much my thoughts. More of the second after posting this here.

Thank you for being the apparent voice of reason in this conversation.

I had it out because I was emptying my pockets to find a pencil for another student! I would have had it back in my pockets within ten seconds if I hadn't been paying attention to the class, I which I believe is still what you're supposed to do in school.

I'm fifteen years old. She's in charge of the Drama Club. I did one production with her. I came home every day crying from the bullying and teasing that I received from the children she was supposed to be in charge of. She did absolutely nothing. I tried to tell her that they were being rude to me and she did nothing.…

Sometimes? Try most of the time.

I had originally planned to put this in a reply, but I realized I wanted to tell everybody and have everybody join me in my revelry.

I just found out the song on Wednesday. I got to go to a college women's basketball game and they played it there.

Hey, thanks for noticing! I typed out the whole really long response about what my life's been like, and then I realized I wanted to tell everybody so I'm going to put it in its own thread.