Especially since in some towns it's traditional for Krampus to get really, really drunk!

Not to be rude, my point is that I'm more comfortable with men than women, not that women are crap to hang out with. That may change in the future, but in case it doesn't, I personally would not want to go to a women's college.

... ew.

I'd rather give birth on Halloween than Valentine's Day. Then again, my immediate response to anyone who says "St. Valentine's Day" to me is "You mean that capitalist excuse for a holiday?" I like Christmas, though, 'cause I like carols.

I want to, too!

I know what all the fuss about real football is about!

I'm up with screaming "Death to the Patriarchy" every day (not all the time, though, my throat would get sore). I'm not up to hanging out with all women all the time, though. I've had two female best-friends (one online and one seven years ago) compared to eight male best-friends.

Okay, I will.

Aha! Thank you!

I am looking for the female Marty McFly and not finding her/him!

I did? No, I didn't. What are you talking about?

Aramis?

And all the shippers pass out from lack of blood flow.

How did you find out my plan?!

My initial response was a bit too obsenity-laced for my own comfort in posting, so here goes a rather calmer version:

My first thought was that they meant to say "abolitionists". Does that make me a bad person?

This is why I like nerds!

I just like it for the robots.

Well, I'm screwed.

I am many things, but not a comic book geek. My apologies.