Wow, you're really drunk.

Couscous!

I'm looking forward to the fireworks! Would you like to share my popcorn?

I haven't seen that sort of yarn before. It looks like a pain!

Go on a Lord of the Rings type quest?

Until the last line I was assuming you mugged her for her food.

Speaking of knitting...

From the thumbnail of number 8, I thought a bird had flown head-first into the model's crotch just as the photographer snapped the pic.

I'm looking forward to this.

Maybe they're setting it up for her to be a lesbian.

I was hoping it would be about how Snookie adopted a lovely shelter kitten but her boyfriend is a dog person.

I did "Miss Kiss Kiss Bang" because it's the song that I was listening to.

That's cool!

Sudafed and Benadryl. And tissues. Lots of tissues.

Ann Arbor woot! Have you ever been to the Dawn Treader Used Book Store?

I enjoy that you call your cat "Damnit Roxy". Is that her real name?

Pff, stealing a panda is so mainstream. You should take one of the rhinos from the Wildlife Park!

Oh yeah! Forgot him.

Sounds pretty good. I'll have to look into getting Seasonique, although I have to admit I'm a bit wary of using something like that as my very first contraceptive. Which sounds like the world's weirdest kid's book.