Mujahideen are like lice. Easy to contract, and you have to use a fine-tooth comb to get 'em out.

Snap! If only we'd evolved a little faster!

Yay! One of my two goals in life is to make as many people as possible as happy as possible.

Awww, sadness.

If you find a Chrome version, will you send it to me, please?

Is it bad that, at age 15, I have my own version of George's cupboard? Admittedly, it's mainly waving my toy sonic screwdriver at the shadows I TOTALLY SWEAR are moving. I've spent a fair amount of time sitting on my bed in the dark, going, "They're not coming to get me. It's just shadows. They're not coming to get…

I thought for the first 45 minutes of the show that "Alex", the male who Matt Smith worked with so well, was the actor who played the kid and not the dad. He spent half his time on-screen with his mouth hanging open!

1. AHA! She was Morgana in Sorcerer's Apprentice, too. I think...

Glad you had a good day! I hope tomorrow is just as great, if not better. Also: OMG PUPPY.

Oh, she must have been so cute. Mixed dogs are awesome. Phantom was the result of a one-night liaison between a Dalmatian and a Blue Tick Hound. At least, that's what everybody guessed. Mucho hugs to you. Have an Internet hankie.

#iknowthat

Oh, I am so sorry. You have both my sympathy and empathy. My dog was hit by a car more than six years ago, and I woke up crying just last night from a dream about her.

Is that a euphemism for something?

Reasons I'm unlikely to sleep tonight:

Well, I can suggest a few television shows that gave me nightmares if you just want a change of pace.

Two questions:

I don't think you can get much whiter than Irish. Maybe Norwegian.

We could ride away on musk oxen!

A murder would be nice, of course.

It's a book about Bad Horse's herd!