That has to be the best GIF I've ever seen.

Oooh, shivers. Although the whistle at the end did remind me of the X-Files theme song... Trust No One!

I loved it. I thought it was funny how they tried to speak over one another. Also, unicorns.

Well. There goes any hope I had for sleeping tonight.

Why Iron Man succeeded:

Yeah, I hope so, too. I was going to give you a comic about RLS, but I can't find it! Sadnessy.

Oh, fun fun fun for you! I have to say, you're much worse off than I am. I hope you feel better soon.

Adams' Law: Under certain circumstances, a super-improbable event can be more likely to happen than not. Basically, the universe has a sense of humor.

Sitting up at midnight reading fanfiction because for the last two days I've been having night terrors and tactile hallucinations (my legs feel like there are spiders crawling on them). Not the most conducive state to sleep. Worst part is I took two Benadryl to make myself go to sleep. Now I'm yawning and unable to…

Kinky.

I think I've had two out of three. They hurt way more than regular shots!

Making a lot of people laugh really hard is my goal in life!

... that statement has a completely different connotation if you change "Austria" to a person's name.

Any chance of me ever listening to Chris Brown's music has now been ruined by the reveal that he parks in handicapped spaces. STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Neither is tonedeafness! Well, actually, technically, I guess it would be, but it wouldn't get you the right to park in a handicapped spot.

W00T!

Will they name it Midnight?

Yes. Very bad. The Jezebel commenters would gnaw on your bones for that.

Do pregnant zombies have cravings for things other than brains?

"Pretty well"? I was terrified watching "The Beast Below", and terrified of the Doctor, the savior of humanity, who you're not supposed to be afraid of, which only terrified me more!

He can surf anything he wants to.