Key & Peele plus kitten? I can’t wait to see this.

If it is Prince, shouldn’t we all be considered next of kin? WHY WON’T THEY TELL US?

FUCK EVERYTHING

that’s the thing with kanye... i’m convinced a lot of the craziness is very calculated (noticed how it ramped up right before his album release and has petered off since). And he so very clearly loves his daughter and loved his mom dearly. And his smile is just adorable.

None of this surprises me.

I give it 127 hours.

I read “alcoholocaust” and accidentally giggled out loud. I’m really sorry. Because this is horrible and tasteless and truly upsetting but something about that name triggered a response that I....am embarrassed about. It’s just...a pretty good name. Sorry guys.

Same. Mine won’t let me get:

things I FEEL LIKE I NEED.

To be fair I have six cats at the moment. They are nothing but fur covered bastards.

Mrs Quint still says no to goats. But a fuck-tonne of cats is a-okay...

An ex of mine had a hedgehog family in her back garden that were basically tame. They'd crawl onto your lap and we're just awesome overall. Losing access to hedgehog cuddles was the worse part of breaking up with her.

I am glad the guy I am seeing is totally down to go kidnap the new baby giraffe in Santa Barbara. Not sure where we will be keeping it. (he’s allergic to everything on four paws...so... I have a severe lack of cute animals in my life right now)

Ask for something a little more butch. A honey badger, for instance.

I agree, definitely ruining your life. Mine won’t let me have a miniature pig, twin pygmy goats, a reticulated python, OR a bat.

I think she’s just over it. If I were in her shoes, I would find it really, really hard to not display my utter contempt every time I was around those 4 moronic mean girls. Because, like Ariana, I have at least half a brain.

the photoshopping is bizarre, look at her face

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

He is such a crude, disgusting brat. I’m hoping he pissed Andy off enough that he doesn’t bring him back next season. He’s not fun to watch because at the end of the day he’s so unlikable you don’t care what’s going on with him. And he’s not unlikable in a I’ll still hate watch him kinda way, like Stassi.