So this is what it looks like when journalists finally start vetting Sanders, huh?

Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.

Minestrone & I got scared, going home instead

that doesn’t make you 32, that makes you 52

Lol, maybe I could manage to keep myself in check during the critical getting-to-know you period.... Maybe....

I agree. I love all boobs including my own but if I went swimming with a group of couples and someone randomly took off their top I would at the v least think it was...odd and attention seeking?

I have a couple severe invisible diseases so I get it but I also have zero sympathy for people who are milking illnesses to get attention. Yolanda saying her daughter’s DUI was because of this, for example, was absolute bullshit. I would say her giant exploded breast implant was undoubtedly making her sick. I’m sure…

Yeah. Yolanda is not a good spokesperson at all. I’ve got chronic, autoimmune disorders (because where there’s one, there’s twenty) and seeing her closet full of pills and supplements and the million other treatments she’s doing makes me so twitchy and annoyed.

You don’t need to be an M.D. to see that Yolanda almost certainly does not have lyme. If I had to hazard a guess, I’d say it’s depression (which can absolutely manifest as physical symptoms) being exacerbated by menopause. It also seems like she’s being taken advantage of by a lot of people selling snake oil cures.

i’m not an MD, and the only person i’ve ever known with chronic lyme was also a pretty serious drug addict so IDK what’s real or not.

omg stop it that sounds like the best idea ever! sadly all of my friends would look at me like i had 6 heads if i suggested that.

The more I think about this the more fun it would be to book a big table and have everyone come dressed as their fave Housewife. And film it, even if just on a phone. Dream Casting = Rachel Dratch as Erika Jayne, somehow dropping by, and drag queens, if you know any.

Well! It would require some commitment to the theme. Cause those restaurants were reviewed here and did not garner praise!

This sounds very good. Bonus points if you go to one of the Vanderpump places.

I love that idea and am going to steal it. I will give you credit though

...this sounds like the best idea.

This is a phenomenal idea!! I raise a glass to you!

How does the phrase “sky tops” not appear in this article?!! It is pure blaspheme! Those silken, bejeweled wonders are the pinnacle of RHOC fashion. I can’t even process how there is no mention of them.

The “fancy” places the oc ladies go to always seem to be in strip malls, so I hope you keep it authentic.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?