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Thank you!! This bride was way out of line, you do not expect your guests to cover the expenses for a party you are throwing. But a lot of the comments on here are like "I HATE GOING TO WEDDINGS THAT SUCK AND DON'T HAVE FANCY MEALS FOR ME!!" You know what??? Don't go then!!

But wait, isn't your wedding day about you and your husband give a shit about not what your guests give a shit about? I mean, if you show up to a wedding and think "well she looks lovely, but she should have spent less on her dress and more on stuff for me!!" you probably shouldn't go to their wedding because you

Sure, but if you can't afford that, scale back. I mean, that's pretty common sense.

Also, when did I say I "got mad"? This was about things that are crush deal breakers for you...the fact that someone did not get that I was referencing a fairly famous character rather than calling him the wrong name is not someone I would date. So thank you for your rant about HOW FUCKING AWFUL Dan Brown is. You just

Fanciest baby on the block fo sho!!

Cool story bro.

Dude, if you haven't heard of Dan Brown's books or seen the movies you are living under a freaking rock. Yes, I can and will fault them for it.

There is an additional service that you can purchase on Match that will notify you when someone has read your email. Those kind of people scare me (and are always the ones who send "why didn't you write back??" emails) because its pretty clear from the get go they are insecure and controlling.

I only say "irregardless" when I am quoting Mean Girls. Most people don't realize that it is not a real word.

I was on OKC for a while and I got ton of one word emails. Like "sup", no punctuation. What IS that?

Someone with bad table manners (like talking with a mouth full or chewing with their mouth open) is a definite turn off!

hahaha omg!! Some guy talked to me at a bar in Vegas for like two hours, was very nice and very attractive. He started talking about different symbols and their meanings, and I jokingly said "oh I didn't know Robert Langdon was in the building!!" And he blank stared at me for a good 30 seconds and said "My name is

OMG are you talking about my best friend?? Cause she sold her truck 5 years ago and still cries about missing it on the regular!! LOL

gurl y u gotta be lik dat????? 4relz...

I joined Match.com a few months ago (don't judge me!!) and it is actually kinda nice cause it helps weed out the boner killers really quickly. There was a really cute guy that had sent me a message that I read one night right before I fell asleep, so I did not respond right away. Two days later, when I jumped back on

My best friend and her husband still use condoms and she's on BC. I always laugh when I find their condom wrappers on their nightstand. I'm like YOUVE BEEN MARRIED 4 YEARS!!! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!

Oh...oh my...I just...'kay.

You know who has a seeeeeeeeerious case of BRF?? Flava Flav's fiance on Couple's Therapy. I know they are going through therapy so obviously they aren't going to be happy much, but dude, that girl could be the picture next to the definition of this phrase.

I really hate to engage with something like this but here goes. Take a second to look at my other comments (it's not hard) and tell me if you honestly think I am trolling. In light of her telling me she is going to try to have my son taken away by making up stories about things I've done, I am questioning the

Your mom is so right!