Oh yea no we totally got naked together on purpose.

Ugh that's gross. I hate racist people.

Because people are actually confused between being a racist and having a type??

The worst part of all of it was that I live in a 3 story townhome, so navigating around was fucking impossible! I hate crutches!!

Yea, he's freaking awesome!

My dad really is the best!! He's been there through a lot of bad situations, including driving my drunk 22 year old ass (I am 28 now) to a taco shop at 3am on New Year's when I called him to pick me up from a party that I "wasn't having fun at". Drunk me wanted a burrito, daddy got me a burrito before making me sleep…

I tore one ligament at the top of my foot and severely sprained the ankle. I was on crutches for like 3.5 weeks.

Oh lordy, that would be awkward for SURE. I still, at 28 almost 29, find it awkward when I know my parents have been having sex (they make jokes now, I cringe). I could not imagine at 15 weighing "see parents post sex vs. bleed to death".

I had an incredibly unfortunate ER story happen about a month ago. So this guy I used to work with was moving from San Diego to Arizona, and he insisted that I come out to Pacific Beach that night and party with him and his friends. I reluctantly agreed, I hate PB, but I knew it was my last chance to make good on all…

My dogs are my bigger fear right now than my kid. He is 6 and has no interest in them whatsoever, but my dogs see something drop on the floor and are like MINE!!! And those fuckers are quick.

That's actually a good idea. He is six right now and has no interest in them whatsoever, but I am sure that will change as he enters his teen years.

Right now, he has ZERO interest in any of my pills. He sometimes asks why I take things or why mine are pills when his are liquid, but he has never grabbed a bottle of them or anything like that. My worry comes more when he gets older. I am not going to kid myself and think my son isn't going to try to drink or have a…

Oooh very interesting!! I am going to have to check that out!!

No joke, this is my biggest freaking fear EVER. I take a lot of anti-anxiety meds and blood pressure medicine that I occasionally have to cut in half. Sometimes one half will fall on the floor and I scream for no one to move (meaning my son and my two dogs) until I find it. I keep everything up hidden but I am so…

I kinda hate it. So naturally a month from now it will be my favorite song.

As fucked up as this site may be, it would be very tough to say that you didn't get hired specifically because you weren't "good looking". Especially, if you never, you know, get to the interview process.

I heard that word in middle school, and that was long before bam margera or any of those fools came on the scene.

It definitely made the commercial more dramatic in a sense, when the little girl said "hey mom!" my brain went wait!! and I realized what was about to happen.

Totally. I keep thinking of ways that I CAN have a cat, but I know that its better if I don't, but then I really want to get one...and around and around I go.

I saw the commercial for the first time last night. It actually made me sit up and pay attention! Like literally thought to myself, wait, this is happening??? I was excited for the end of the commercial when the biracial-ness (I made that word up on the fly, seemed fitting) of the couple was revealed, because I…