You speak internet fluently!!! <3

As someone who never liked cats, I find it weird that I now love them due to the internet. If I wasn't horribly allergic, I'd totally get one.

Good lord, I think we share a lot of Facebook friends. The anti-Monsanto screamers are definitely the anti-vaccine, juice cleansey, energy loving friends on my Facebook. My best friend actually works for a company that sells a lot of stuff to Monsanto (her company produces biological testing equipment, DNA testing…

Not a weird question, that is what anxiety feels like. I have OCD and panic disorder and when I start to feel anxious I describe it like I am burning on the inside or like there are bugs in my chest trying to crawl out of me. Is it only with strangers that you feel that way when making eye contact or is it everyone?…

After I graduated from college, I started a sales job and was SO FREAKING SHY that I sucked at it because I had a hard time looking at someone when I was talking to them. I started forcing myself to pretend I was super comfortable and make eye contact. Now I think I freak people out because I make sure to make eye…

HOW COULD YOU??????

Yeah it looks like her mouth is kinda closed, so really it doesn't "PROVE" anything one way or another. Show me a video of her downing Patron shots and I'd be like, ok ok she's not pregnant. Either way, a tiny sip of wine isn't going to harm a fetus.

I saw this commercial last night. And I was like THIS IS AWESOME!! And then I thought, how long until I hear of someone making a fuss over the interracial couple???

I am really enjoying this conservative freak out over the thought that men are losing their SUPER TOTAL DOMINANCE (say it in a Monster Truck Rally announcer voice) over the workforce.

Shut. Up. Stop commenting on everything I post just to be an asshat. I'm so over you.

YES.

"when you look at the natural world, the roles of a male and a female in society and in other animals, the male typically is the dominant role."

My boss does this EVERY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. It is so gross. She has seen me eye her a few times now and has at least graduated to rinsing her hands, however, briefly. But I think about how much stuff she hands me and it makes me shudder. But she's the boss, so I can't be like, hey, wash your hands gross person!!!

Yeah, in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't seem necessary to find her or her plane. Sure, it would be cool, but historically significant? Not really. There is nothing really more to be learned about her or her plane crash. Something malfunctioned, she crashed, she died (whether instantly or survived the…

It. Was. A. Joke. Jesus you are dense.

I like how the description notes that you can always see your baby, like that has been some crippling defect in all other cribs for SO LONG. Finally a way to see my baby in the crib!! For so long those bars completely obstructed my view!!

Of course, and that's what my doctor does. What I was saying is when your doctor solely focuses on "maybe lose weight" "stop smoking" instead of saying, here's how to fix your ankle, by the way, smoking may prolong the injury, its a bad thing. Like I said, naggy or not, a patient needs to hear about it if they are…

I'm sorry, I couldn't see past the EPIC camel toe...................................whyyyyy??? Why are you wearing those pants????

That being said, I would like to add that when I told him I had quit smoking at our last appointment a few weeks ago, I did NOT get the party/exploding confetti/balloons dropping from the ceiling I had expected after his years of nagging.

I got this vaccine before college. I seem to remember my doctor saying it spread quickly in dorms and such due to sharing of beverages, making out, etc. I didn't know that it was being relabeled as a "gay" disease by some idiots. Growing up to me it was a college/sharing close quarters and spit disease.