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I am pretty sure I would drown if I wore a bathing suit with as much extra fabric as that blue on Beyonce is wearing has.

My son is a fucking cheater at this game. Every time we play, he cheats. EVERY TIME. I don't like playing it with him.

I did the same.

OMG what on earth is that????

The thanks Obama gifs are my freaking favorite thing in the world.

Just a quick question: why say Cheesecake Factory in the headline and use a picture of Chili's above the article? Were there no Cheesecake Factory photos?

Thanks OBAMA!

I think you are missing the real issue here. Someone put one puppy on a plate and one puppy in a bowl and laid a fork down next to it. Thank god one of them was able to get away before someone ate him.

Where do I sign up for the naked street writhing with this man? Is there a form I need to fill out?

OMG my mom had these tapes and I remember doing them with her in the 80's and 90's. I was so jealous of their spandex outfits.

It really is awful. There are things that I can let slide that maybe aren't my favorite but I know that the other person may like it, but part of good sex is communicating what you like and don't like and HAVING THE OTHER PERSON LISTEN.

God lord. I hate to love that clip. YOU SAID I WORE 6 INCH LOUBOUTINS WHEN I WORE 4 INCH BROWN BEBE SHOES!

That is very true.

It's only weird/crazy to me because it was coming from a guy who a) was wasted constantly and 2) could not even find a way to make just having sex enjoyable. When you aren't listening to your partner say "I'm not enjoying how this is going, lets try this" and you decide that instead what she means is you should try

He started watching a lot of porn when he started drinking a lot, and he would get these ideas in his head that we were acrobats/fetishists. I was like, how about we try to master missionary first, shall we?

Sex in a relationship is SOOO important. It is one of the things (the main being he was abusive as fuck) that broke up my marriage. Sex with him just SUCKED. He wanted to do all these weird crazy things and would get over excited about shit and it was just SO AWKWARD. I mean, after over a year of us being together

I guess the good news is that you know any guy who has this app is a creep, which will save you some time.

You look so good with blonde hair and black roots it's not even funny.

Is anyone else feeling a little Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion watching Pretty Woman vibe for Kim Kardashian? "I just get so excited when they let her shop!!"