Who called you racist?

Colombia also has a much higher rate of drug cartels. Also, I was playing off of American gun sentiment, not making a serious statement.

Bulletproof clothes - because the problem isn't guns, it's your clothes.

I don't think they were having sex I think he was just straddling her and they were kissing.

Oooh man I didn't even think of that! Going to buy some tomorrow!

I've been on a pear vodka and cherry 7up kick lately. It is so sweet and I should hate it but I love the shit out of it.

Son of a bitch.

I luckily never got too big when I was pregnant. I wore my size four not pregnant people jeans until the end of month 8 and then I wore my son's father's basketball shorts for legit a month straight (he had multiple pairs, I would rotate through them). The worst part of all of it was when I had the baby. I remember…

The nipples on the nipple costume are still there. Its just not a straight on angle so its more subtle? Subtle nipple costume? If that is a thing.

I can't help it: this is just stupid!! Why put drugs in your vagina? WHY? I just sounds painful and burny and almost certainly would lead to an infection of some kind. I mean, one of the ladies already HAD yeast infection, and yet she stuck some foreign substance in her hoo-ha (yea I call it that sometimes, don't…

Those kind of dreams are so weird!! I have dreams constantly that I had some kind of fight with my parents or my friends and wake up pissed off at them!

Oddly enough, I had a dream last night that I met Lana Del Rey and she gave me an autograph that I didn't really want because I don't really know her music. And I had no idea why she of all people showed up in my dream.

Agreed completely. I can't choose because OMG they are both so yummy.

My son is a daywalker. Reddish hair but no freckles.

I was SO pissed when I found out my baby was going to be white. Like, I know I am white, and my son's father is white, but WHAT THE FUCK. I was hoping for a Chinese baby and I seriously thought about aborting him because he was going to be white.

Sex selected abortion is NOT a problem in this country. It may be in like, China. But our laws should not be based on a phenomenon happening in another country.

Soo, um...if a black girl had an abortion of her black baby could she be prosecuted under this law if someone said "well she did it because she didn't want a black baby"???

I am on day 4 of quitting smoking (yay me!). I haven't even punched anyone in the face yet!

Totally agree with everything you said!

Ditto. I tore a ligament in my foot and have been way poutier than she is. Total inspiration!!!