As silly as this seems, I kinda get it. Who hasn't freaked out when their friend put a horrible picture of them on Facebook? I can't imagine that on a global scale. She is famous but she is human too.

Good god Rumer Willis, you're hair is awful. The style is not so bad, but why why why is the color so damn horrible?? And don't tell me "oh its ombre!" No it fucking isn't. It is just awful.

I'm with you! I think she looks adorable!!

This is exactly what I needed to distract myself from my shitty day at work! Yayyyy! I want an elephant.

I certainly know what an actual douche bag is, and I understand that it is used as an insult. But really, what exactly are you implying the person is? A vagina cleaner?

No, I love it too. I try sometimes to not be THAT GIRL who is like "actuallllllly", but damnit I cannot help it. Especially in the new age of "I saw a picture with writing on it on Facebook so I KNOW ALL THE FACTS", I love reminding people that they are stupid.

What are you emotional eating? I'm going with Tootsie Rolls and Pizza so far tonight. Oh, and vodka.

No, the public safety exception, when invoked, means that anything he says during the period before he is mirandized CAN be allowed in court.

I had a lot of friends blaming the public safety exception on OBAMA. Thank you for knowing that it started in the 80's :)

I was wondering the same. From what I heard on the news last night, if he does ask to be Mirandized, they have to stop and do it or he can just stop talking. But really, I think I would be surprised to find anyone who is not a child who has not heard of Miranda rights. And since this guy committed a pretty serious…

Ugh...Ain't no body got time for that! I can't be sexy all the time. Or like, revealing sexy. I think sexy can be a variety of outfits. But like the low cut tight ughhh I get tired even typing it. Some days I'm freaking bloated. Fuck putting on tight clothes.

The first ones are by far my favorite.

Congrats!!!

After about 15 minutes I am SO OVER having sex. I really really like sex and orgasms and all that comes with it, but I cannot get in to the marathon sex sessions. I am fine having quick sex 2 or 3 times in a night but I just can't with the long sex.

Today I got my first vapor cig and am going to start to try to quit smoking! I've been smoking for 10 years and I hate it and want to stop! My coworker had smoked for 20 years and used this vapor cig to quit (he still uses the vapor, but that is WAY BETTER!) Wish me luck!!

Stole this and put it on Facebook! Love it!!

Oh shut up

I saw one like that too "bet they wished they had an AR 15 with a 30 round clip right now!!" No. No they didn't. That's why the fuck we have police. Fuck all those people.

I saw a lot of that too. Background checks for pressure cookers! It's like there is NOTHING that they can't make about guns. And it only serves to make them look insane and insensitive.

America - FUCK YEA!! Coming again to save the mother fucking day....