Tonight I will be drinking Barefoot's Crisp White. Its a sparkling wine that is cheap but soooo awesome!

I actually had MULTIPLE friends post about why they are trying to require background checks for buying guns but not for buying bombs. In a serious way, they were wondering this. I was AMAZED.

I didn't WANT TO smoke crack, I HAD to. What a joke this girl is.

Can we add a fuck that to the people on Facebook putting up that picture saying "bomb explodes, bombers blamed. School shooting, guns blamed".

I watched this video **yesterday** (ahem didnt happen this morning cough).

Ohh yay! I have a few nearby! I'm actually seriously excited to have a project to do tonight with my son (and for me to continue once he's gone to sleep and I'm on my 3rd glass of wine).

I'm in. Where do we get the paint??

Of course they are, but its better that he put it out there that he in no way agrees with their actions.

I honestly have so much respect for this man (Ruslan). He did not have to do this, and I am sure he is absolutely heartbroken. He seems sincerely devastated and I think he did absolutely the right thing by saying this is NOT representative of their family or their culture at large. I really feel for him.

Thank you for saying what I came here to say. How dare she talk about how she was wrongly imprisoned for four years!! HOW DARE SHE!!! Shut the fuck up. This girl was horribly wronged and has every right to tell her side of the story.

I have a friend who is a spoiled asshole about her pet. She talks to her dog like a baby, refuses to go anywhere without her, posts at LEAST 25 pictures a day of her dog on Facebook. It drives me crazy. I had just moved into a new place a few months ago and she wanted to come over and said she would bring Mathers (her…

"She doesn't even go here!" has recently become our interoffice joke. I don't know why it makes me laugh so hard every time I hear it.

Even when I was in college sorority girls SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. This is proof of why - how in the hell do you become so insanely dedicated to a club you are in?

There are literally SO MANY REASONS that you can dislike a person. If their race/appearance is the only thing that you can come up with to pick on, you seriously suck as a person. Racism is stupid.

Oh and condom use is a perfect system? Condoms are 100% effective against the spread of disease? No. They are not. But nice try. You cannot give someone a disease you don't have. Condom or not. If you get tested every two to three weeks as a porn star versus maybe once a year in the general public you are much much…

I remember my very first "porn" experience was with a few of my girlfriends and one of them had said that she saw a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio's dick online and in our efforts to search for that we came across a porn video pop up. But all of us screamed and turned it off so quickly lol and then couldn't look at each…

Like real actual porn? I remember my friends and I looking at naked pictures on the internet in like 8th grade but I don't think I watched actual porn until 20 or so. I wouldn't really care if my son did (he's five now, I'm sure sooner or later he will), I would just imagine that I've done a good job of explaining sex…

I would assume that filming a porno is like filming any other movie or TV show, hundreds of hours of footage is edited down to 1.5 hours. Scenes need to be redone, etc. I think its more realistic to do things the way they had been done for god knows how long in the porn industry than to tell them "get the scene…

She is definitely channeling Cher Horowitz and Britney circa Baby One More Time

Are you seriously suggesting that a 10 year old is watching porn? I mean really??? Come on. Even if they WERE, do you think they recognize what a condom looks like on a penis mid-fuck? Please. It's a parent's job to teach kids about condom use, not porn. You are being ridiculous.