Unsure of best approach, but mine: if you don’t side with either but also don’t exile either, and ‘fix’ Stilton, the area becomes a MUCH better community run council-style, the Overseers are reined in and Paolo becomes an important ‘voice of the common people’. Lore says he does a pretty good job of it, too.

Clearly ‘its not my thing so I’ll move on’ isn’t a concept you understand here. It’s newsworthy, Kotaku is gonna report on it. You don’t like it, what’s your point?

I don’t even have a pro yet and I might need that top cover.

Absolutely.

I’m usually okay with paragliding, but definitely this. I start a gliding race and the gold NPC goes zooming out ahead of me while I’m back here like, “what even!?” Usually cutting corners away from the white path is how I beat that sucker, but damn if it doesn’t seem unfair at times.
That said, I do enjoy paragliding…

There’s some dub, and chill, and rocky, but most importantly if you go into the game audio settings you can choose a specific ‘playlist’ if you only want a certain type of music, or you can turn it off entirely (assumingly while plugging in your own music, but the game doesn’t handle that part).

Do the controller prompts eventually go away? That’s my only ‘gripe’, that I couldn’t find a toggle for it in the menus after the first couple hours I played.

Lamely, I was hoping for something less skeevy past the jokey headline.

Oh man, I swore I’d tried that. Thanks!

Okay but seriously, I see someone up there with a group of white chocos, is there a legit way to color your not-Noctis chocobos?

Is being heterosexual a fetish?

I think phat used to be “Pretty Hot And Tempting”.

My old launchy PS4 has begun to just spontaneously forget it’s controllers (an issue only solved by rebooting with a controller wired in), so I know the replacement is gonna have to happen probably the next year-ish. I’ll go Pro then.

JP demos work for me all the time as long as I’m logged into my JP account, and I’m actually over in NA. So hopefully this’ll be fine!

By the by, did you ever get shinies hatching like that? I only REALLY tried once, spent a 24hr run for Extra Life breeding for a shiny, and didn’t get it. Pretty soul destroying work, right there.

I know this might completely surprise you, but women are people just like everyone else and have a wide array of hobbies and interests just like every other dude out there. Including plenty of women into creepypasta internet mythology.

You mean they’re totally like these?

Holy crud Dartrix gif, that is NOT how barn owl beaks work...

Yes, totally completely ruined that these people are having fun in a way that doesn’t affect you at all whatsoever unless you go hunt it down or click on a link about how silly and funny it is.