Is that a shitty rug or a shitty haircut? 

He can in fact be seen devouring whitebread in the gif up top.

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

Easy transportation service?

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

GTFO with that nonsense, Rocket Leagure director. If money wasn’t a factor and game design was the motivator, there would have been a progression system as a free update. But what happened? Instead it was made a short term pass and paying customers are being charged more money for it. CLEARLY it was a monetary…

Yet more confirmation that cursive is a dying art form.

“I had no idea what I was doing, and this is now my job so I might wanna talk to somebody...” is a sentence which apparently never crossed his mind

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

“He cares about Fuches... that’s just nice.”

“You probably are next.”

That was hilarious. I suddenly want to see more of this kind of interaction. Maybe not, you know, in the middle of a game, but something.

Came here to either write this or make sure someone pointed this out. Well done.

Because they’re fucking green

Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...

“I too am tired of all the goddamn leaks around here!”

Teddy worked UNC v Duke the night before. That’s not a good look Teddy.