You are aware that she had the entire amount of the divorce settlement for 18 months BEFORE getting sued, right? Or that she refused to have the $7 million dollar settlement paid directly to each of the two charities unless JD DOUBLED IT to $14 million on accounts she didn’t want him to “reap the tax benefits?

Her blouse buttons were skilled at not popping off that's for sure

I’m sure that is exactly what the person who was paralyzed was tweeting right before the scissor lift crashed. 

So she says Dougray was verbally abusive to a female staffer and then calls him “a little bitch”.

Well in the the Southern US Bible belt "bless your heart" absolutely means get fucked. 

Easily the most annoying and dangerous invention is the daytime running lights feature. Everytime it rains, dozens and dozens of people driving with headlights on, but no rear lights to, you know, help everyone else who might accidentally rear end you. 

Yes but Where's the "death by snu-snu" video? 

She had a fake mixer made. Lame. 

I’m no boomer but how can anyone say it is NOT lame to “plan” this to the point you have a fake mixer made?

Agreed.

Definitely some Growing Pains influence too with the “growing up” pictures. Maybe Boner will be the surprise guest star? 

Thank god a new Xbox system came out this year, otherwise we would have NEVER found a "cure". 

Office Space? Cmon, THIS is the scene that came to mind for me.

I dunno, are you sure? My shuffleboard league thought it was hilarious and they say I'm the coolest. 

Chin diaper just entered into my daily lexicon and will be used FREQUENTLY. 

Lovely writing?

TI83? Phhhssstttt Best I could do was a Casio: 4004+4004 = 8008

RESPEEEEEEKT

Is...Is he dying?

Was the intro different too? Don't remember the "skin milk" being red like it was this episode.