“It’s totally unfair!! I was trying to talk rationally with them but they basically turned.......their.....back.....on.........

Wait, what? I don’t really care for that particular courtesy, but you can’t deny it exists if you have ever watched anything more than a negligible amount of non-American soccer.

Because specificity makes it easier for people to argue the letter of the law and ignore the spirit of it.

I honestly tried to watch it.. but even from Shrouds perspective on stream I was still bored. I just don’t think PUBG can do the whole eSports thing.. the game is too random to be competitively entertaining. Watching Shroud lay waste to a bunch of people only to get out circled is just lame.

Wait a minute, I thought we didn’t give a shit about this.

You should watch the video because, in it, Walton actually says what is offensive about it to him. If you’re saying you can’t understand how anyone could be offended by a major program college coach trying to arrange a $100,000 under the table payment to a recruit, well, you have a different threshold for being…

+1 K-E-L-L-Y. Why?

Can’t forget this Kelly:

Kellys ranked:

I ran up a flight of stairs this morning. I don’t need to be told why they collapse and barf.

I like the metaphor that Karlovic’s game is an art, and now in my mind he plays tennis as brutalist architecture.

Fart softly, and carry some spare undies.

You can have my fart when you can pry it from my cold, dead anus.

Then you can kill two birds with one stone (perhaps literally) when you have to flush your service animal down the toilet

Only a good man with a fart can take down a bad man cutting the cheese

I feel like a poor guy with an upset stomach got attacked and then thrown off a plane.

What he needs is a service animal that he can blame when he farts. My wife has one she keeps at home.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a fart is a good guy with a fart.

It’s possible, but not advisable, to “hold in” these emissions. Those of us who are so uptight that we can’t even say or spell the word have learned to do this.

When farting is outlawed, only outlaws will fart.